You’re a lord of the seas, so you should dress like one too.
Proudly strike up a rousing shanty that inspires all pirates to do their very best.
Things will shine as bring as your prospects when illuminating this splendid lantern.
Crafted by master horologists, but comes with no guarantee you’ll be on time.
Lesser pirates will look up to you when using this. Unless you’re peering through the wrong end.
Show everyone you’re not the stuffy type by occasionally enjoying a small sniff of grog.